English Quote by Benny Bellamacina Download Open image ““If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler”” — Benny Bellamacina ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare English Funny Humor Humour Philosophical Pub-talk Water Wit
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I tell you, to be drunk on alcohol is disgraceful, but to be drunk on water is noble and ecstatic.” — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
“My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
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“In the big scheme of things, all's we really need, is a little love” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Nineteenth-century English literature I know; 19th-century sewage systems, not so much. — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
I was brought up by the English side of my family, who are very repressed and working class. Absolutely lovely, but very English. — Bat for Lashes Copy Share Image
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The larger an English industry was, the more likely it was to go bankrupt, because the English were not naturally corporate people; they disliked working for others and they seemed to resent taking orders. On the whole, directors were treated absurdly well, and workers badly, and most industries were weakened by class suspicion and false economies and cynicism. But the… — Paul Theroux Copy Share
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My favorite subject in high school was English. I love reading and writing, and I felt really supported in this subject, and my least… — Christie Laing Copy Share Image
In the U.S., the term 'general aviation' means its exact opposite, the way 'public school' does in England. An English public school is private… — Tom Wolfe Copy Share Image
