Day Quote by Dean Martin

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

— Dean Martin

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I…

— Dean Martin

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

— Dean Martin

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

— Dean Martin

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

— Dean Martin

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

— Dean Martin

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

— Dean Martin

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

— Dean Martin

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

— Dean Martin

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's…

— Dean Martin

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.

— Dean Martin

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

— Dean Martin