Humor Quotes by Benny Bellamacina

“Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long”

— Benny Bellamacina

“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Achieve everything and fail at the rest”

— Benny Bellamacina

“We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even”

— Benny Bellamacina

“I grew up once, I decided never to do it again”

— Benny Bellamacina

“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Old age is not just for grown up's”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Do short people reach their full potential quicker?”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Lend me your ears and you can borrow my mind”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Always think in circles to get your ideas around”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Raise a smile and lower stress”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Don't live in the virtual world, get out there and buy yourself a laptop”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else”

— Benny Bellamacina

“I used to be a know it all, then I learnt something else”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Always think backwards before moving forwards”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes”

— Benny Bellamacina

“The quickest way to the top, is getting off your bottom”

— Benny Bellamacina