Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

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  1. Santa and his wife in office

    2. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

  2. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

    3. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

  3. Teacher, student and kiss

    4. Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi... BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

  4. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    5. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  5. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    6. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  6. Santa, Kachha and parosan

    7. Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

  7. rook kar dikhaye

    8. Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain" Iss ka future tense banao! Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

  8. LIPTON di chah hai?

    9. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

  9. Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

    10. Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

  10. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

    11. Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

  11. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

    12. Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

  12. Tumhari galat fahami hai

    13. Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

  13. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

    14. Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

  14. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

    15. Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

  15. 1 kabootar

    16. 1 Kabootar Itna Ura Itna ura itna ura Bohut upar gaya, Itna itna bus ab nazar nahin aa raha apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay

  16. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

    17. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

  17. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    18. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  18. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

    19. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

  19. Dosron ka time ....

    20. Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger K sath Mai Khari Air hostes K Boyfrnd K Ghar Ke Bed room K Attach bath K Right Side Wali Window K Sath Wali Gali K Pehlay Mor Par Mojud School Ki Class 4th K Teacher Table K Samne Wale […]

  20. Tumhain dekh ker eid kerta hai koi

    21. Aye Chand¢â‚¬Â¦ Jab wo teri tarf dekhain Toh unhain kuch yaad delana Phir chupkey se un k pass jana Aur kehna¢â‚¬Â¦.! Tumhain koi yaad karta hai. Teri umeed karta hai kohi Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar Eid karta hai koi.

  21. Memon boss 2 worker

    22. Memon boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon. Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

  22. Thakur & basanti ka rishta?

    23. Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko raakhi bandhe to basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua? . . Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta thakur k haath hi nhi the:-):-

  23. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

    24. Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?" Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko... Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo Husband: peeche line mein lag […]

  24. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

    25. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

  25. To ye unka personal problem hay

    26. Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k […]

  26. Mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai

    27. Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai. Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai. Main ibadat sirf iss liye karta hon k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai. (Hazrat Ali)

  27. Hindi New Year Joke SMS

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    29. Girti hoi dewar ka humderd hoon Lakin charty hoy sourg ki prus-thish nahi karta humdard e ehbab se drta hoo lakin zakhm too rakhta hoo lakin nooma'ish nahi karta

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