Funny Quote by Steven Wright

A sweater around your neck is always a great idea.

— Tinsley Mortimer

So early in my life, I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise.

— Malcolm X

When I was a kid, I loved really loud things. My grandmother and I went to the Fulton Mall, and I bought a three-piece…

— Wyatt Cenac

I like shirts and sweaters that fall off the shoulder or plaid button-ups.

— Taylor Swift

“People who have nothing to prove offer practical baby gifts: sturdy cotton rompers made to withstand the cycle of vomit and regular washing. People…

— David Sedaris

In my own life, I have no problems letting out a good scream.

— Sofia Vergara

I stuff my mouth with old fabric and scream until there are no sounds left under my skin.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

In a world where kids my age are popping Mollies with leather. Sitting on Tumblr, never outside or enjoying the weather. Can name a…

— Tyler The Creator

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some…

— Jack Benny

Thats my life: screaming without making a sound.

— Jhiess Krieg

I'm a very good screamer, that's for sure

— Margot Kidder

I only scream if screaming is deserved.

— Billy Eichner