Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gone Life Sock
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. Rod Schmidt — Rod Schmidt Copy Share Image
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all of my missing socks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them. — JC Chasez Copy Share Image
I used to have a blankie, and when my mom had to wash it, I would sit outside the dryer and watch it go… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
I used to wear odd socks and throw anything together I could find. I just looked a scruff. — Aaron Ramsdale Copy Share Image
Never throw anything good away -- real wool, pure silk. Put it away and wait for it to come back. — Helen Gurley Brown Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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