Humor Quote by Rod Schmidt

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

— Steven Wright

I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all of my missing socks.

— Anonymous

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

— Hilary Swank

I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them.

— JC Chasez

As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You are the lost sock in the laundromat of life!

— Kenneth Swarbrick

You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

— Sponge Bob

I used to wear odd socks and throw anything together I could find. I just looked a scruff.

— Aaron Ramsdale

It is not an easy thing to put on a wet sock.

— Connie Willis

A sock hop beneath my bed.

— Owl City

I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.

— Julianne Moore

One weird thing about me: I come home from practice or a game or whatever, and somehow my left sock always seems to get…

— Michael Beasley