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“Sometimes just explaining your predicament--to a bartender, a priest, the old woman in a shift and flip-flops cleaning the lint traps in the Laundromat…

— Julia Claiborne Johnson

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

— Steven Wright

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. Rod Schmidt

— Rod Schmidt

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

— Zach Galifianakis

I do have a lot of lint rollers.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

Im haunted a little this evening by feelings that have no vocabulary and events that should be explained in dimensions of lint rather than…

— Richard Brautigan

“Make it a habit to get clean clothes to where they belong immediately after everything is dry, rather than leaving things neglected in the…

— Rachel Hoffman

I love folding clothes just out of the dryer because they smell so amazing.

— Camilla Luddington

You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

— Sponge Bob

You are the lost sock in the laundromat of life!

— Kenneth Swarbrick

You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.

— Jacob Latimore

I used to have a blankie, and when my mom had to wash it, I would sit outside the dryer and watch it go…

— Drew Barrymore