Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Ifs Lightning Speed Speed of light Wonder Would be
I was reading that lightning is a negative charge that comes from the friction that clouds carry. And since opposites attract, I would like… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
There were so many years that were going by at a lightning speed that it was so hard to kinda put our heads around… — Jay DeMarcus Copy Share Image
Thought can wing its way Swifter than lightning-flashes or the beam That hastens on the pinions of the morn. — James Gates Percival Copy Share Image
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
You never knew which split second might be the zigzag bolt dividing all that went before from the everything that comes next. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
