Headlights Quote by Steven Wright

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

— Steven Wright

“If you die while travelling at the speed of light do you still see the light, or a 'temporarily unavailable' message?”

— Neil Leckman

Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed.

— Howard Nemerov

And I feel faster than the speeding light.

— Madonna Ciccone

No matter how you hurry, you will notice at the end of the day that you traveled at the speed of time.

— Robert Breault

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

— Mitch Hedberg

The light of the world will illuminate within you when you fast and purify yourself.

— Mahatma Gandhi

“Since the advent of bright LED streetlights and car headlights, I avoid driving after dark.”

— Steven Magee

It is theoretically possible to warp spacetime itself, so you're not actually moving faster than the speed of light, but it's actually space that's…

— Elon Musk

I am a passenger on the spaceship Earth.

— Anonymous

I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else…

— Steven Wright

If the light that is on you is brighter than the light that is in you, the light that is on you will destroy…

— Christine Caine