Food Quote by Jarod Kintz

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

— Mitch Hedberg

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut her up into eight slices and serve her to her family.…

— Jarod Kintz

“Capitalist cycle of profit. The rancher sells a cow for profit. The butcher sells cuts for profit. The restaurant sells meals for profit. And…

— Jarod Kintz

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel like eating organic, grass-fed cow cud, covered with a sautéed…

— Jarod Kintz

There's nothing more dangerous than someone who wants to make the world a better place.

— Banksy

Everything in the world can be made better, and everything in the world therefore should be made better. It deserves to be made better.…

— Phil Libin

Man was an accident on this world or it would have been made better for him!

— Brian Aldiss

... man has an idea of a better world than this. But better does not mean different, it means unified... Religion or crime, every…

— Albert Camus

“Pets make the world a better place to live.”

— Susan Lyons

It gives me such hope that each one of us can contribute to make this world a better place.

— Agapi Stassinopoulos

I think everyone wants for their children a world that's better than the one they came up in.

— Ryan Murphy