Mashed potatoes Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato”

— Terry Pratchett

“So? What are you going to do about it? Throw your mashed potatoes at me? I'm consumed by terror.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“Looks delicious," he lied. "A mite crispy along the edges - but then, I like it that way." Incredulous eyes met his own. "You…

— Tracy Anne Warren

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

“I threw my arms around his neck and pressed my mouth against his; he tasted salty, like potato chips. It was delicious.”

— Donna Hosie

“He tugged on an imaginary rope,somewhere on the level of his ear, and then jerked his neck to one side, tongue protruding, eyes bulging.…

— Neil Gaiman

“Arthur dragged a french fry through his mashed potatoes.”

— Heidi Cullinan

“The fork fell from my fingers, splatterng mashed potatoes across the table. I mustered my best "ice princess" look at met his gaze. "You're…

— Jennifer Armintrout