Writing Quote by Jarod Kintz

“For many writers the goal is a 1,000 words a day. For me - just give me one thought, and the words will take…

— Garry Fitchett

“For many writers the goal is a thousand words a day. For me, just give me one thought, and the words will take care…

— Garry Fitchett

I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's…

— Anthony Jeselnik

“It's funny. Writing is a solitary task, but in order to succeed at it, you need other people.”

— Kim Wright

“One more optional piece of advice: If you ever have to give a speech, start with a joke, if you know one.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“How do jokes work? The beginning of each good one challenges you to think.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn’t funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Once you even acknowledge that there is a line, that there are things you shouldn’t be allowed to joke about, that there are words…

— Al Franken

“Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.”

— Melinda Chapman

“I do my best writing when there is a lot of laughing going on.”

— D.J. Weaver

“The secret to success, in all walks of life, is getting the right people to laugh at your jokes.”

— James J. Rook

“Funny how one day can feel like a million.”

— KPKnupp