Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich

“The world, Lula was thinking, is oozing, teeming, crawling with miracles. And we live in the opaque plastic bubble of television and booze.”

— Glen Duncan

“Monkeys had escaped the zoo and were climbing over a house in her neighborhood.”

— Bryan Chick

“..Instead of Ralston saying any number of wonderful things that could have been appropriate for the precise situation in which they had found themselves…

— Sarah MacLean

“Providence, assuredly, is a mysterious mover, and who is Jane to ignore it's direction?”

— Stephanie Barron

“No one wants to get too close to a madwoman. Or men who have monkeys for pets.”

— Victoria Alexander

“Hey!" Lula yelled, back in Ranger's face. "You look at me when I'm having a breakdown. And don't pull that mysterio silent shit on…

— Janet Evanovich

“He had no idea what Jilly Lovitz would appreciate or not. And why the hell did her name have so many fucking L's in…

— Anne Stuart

“Just who are the cheese monkeys? And what do they want?”

— Chip Kidd

“I always felt as if I'd been handed a cardboard box crammed full of monkeys. I'd take the monkeys out of the box one…

— Haruki Murakami

“It’s your call, but just because you got three monkeys off your back doesn’t mean the simians have left the island.”

— Charles Locks

“Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters." Sara - "Bunnies?”

— Shelly Laurenston

“Rachel would call the vet this morning, they would get Church fixed, and that would put this whole nonsense of Pet Semataries(it was funny…

— Stephen King