Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Inspirational Insult Introduction Love
When revising, consider whether you have written anything that will hurt or offend a member of your immediate family. If the answer is no,… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
I have done what people do, my life makes a reasonable showing. Can I go back to my books now? — Lynne Sharon Schwartz Copy Share Image
If you miss the beginning, the basics, then you are destined to go back and visit the basics. — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
I would love to make a comeback, but I don't know if people would want to see me. — Karan Kapoor Copy Share Image
I'm done. I would've changed so much things about myself for you, but tell me, why should i? why should I keep trying to… — Febe Duquet Copy Share Image
I skip the introduction. If the book goes in the trash, I want it to go because of my thoughts on it, not because… — James Frey Copy Share Image
I came to the conclusion, that if my advice wouldn't be taken by those who needed it most and was stolen by those who… — William H. McMaster Copy Share Image
Eighteen months ago, when first I stood before you I called attention, as earnestly and seriously as I knew how, to what looked to… — J. Reuben Clark Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
![“He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is. You see, Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell hi.” quote by Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/02f/groucho-marx-788_accurate_he-groucho-s-father-had-absolutely-no-tr_22161.jpg)
