Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Missing
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
God sometimes you just don't come through, Do you need a woman to look after you? — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
What passes for woman's intuition is more often intrinsically nothing more than man's transparency. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Why is it that a woman can see from a distance what a man cannot see close? — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
Men don't quite know how to read women if they're not used to seeing them in a business environment. — Sandra E. Peterson Copy Share Image
Women who have had no lovers, or having had one, two or three, have not found a husband, have perhaps rather had a miss… — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I was frustrated in general with the way women are always portrayed. And it's always through a man's eyes. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
We must develop the capacity to see men not as they are at present but as they may become. — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image