Funny Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I can't live without my leather jacket - it's the best way to dress up a plain outfit. — Amber Stevens Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of the people who come to my stores have no idea I don't work with leather. — Stella McCartney Copy Share Image
Think about doing a bunch of stunts in leather. What does leather do? It doesn't stretch, it rips. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn't expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I never thought I would be cool enough to pull off a leather jacket. But then I found the perfect one, and it's so… — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
I haven't bought any leather articles for a very long time. My ideal is to be able to avoid all animal products, in food… — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
I got my strap under my pillow cause I feel like they coming. When they show its gon blow, rip big holes in they… — Webbie Copy Share Image
I'm told leather drives men up the wall. I like wearing it because it because it feels nice. — Honor Blackman Copy Share Image
I spend most of my time wearing uncomfortable things, so for me, it's all about trainers. — Cara Delevingne Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
