Emo Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image ““Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.”” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Emo Humor
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“Some days life just wasn't worth the trouble of chewing through the leather straps on the straitjacket.” — Katie Maxwell Copy Share Image
“Did you learn to dress that way in Leather for Bad Boys one-oh-one?” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to wear the bra I'd discarded last night;it was filthy and reeked of perspiration. Not that I was pleased my breasts… — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“Comfort is a well-worn pair of shoes seconds before the strap breaks” — Cornelia DeDona Copy Share Image
“That's the trouble with pain, Ellie. If you're lucky, you can wear it for all the world to see. Most people have their pain… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“No. I’m quite certain I’m human. Most days anyway. Mornings not always withstanding. Instead of a purse, I’m much more of a bear in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice. Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. ” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“Shantideva asks, “Is it easier to cover the world with leather or to put on a pair of shoes?” — Benjamin Riggs Copy Share Image
“It seemed that both had lately had a touch of that pain under the waistband which comes of a sedentary life.” — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
We don't cut ourselves with razors or slivers of glass, we cut with the broken shards of our hearts — Keys Copy Share Image
Dont let me die here help me before I end it all help me save me from the dark I cant wake up SAVE… — Unknone Copy Share Image
I'm reading your note over again there's not a word that I comprehend, except when you signed it I will love you always and… — Keys Copy Share Image
Love can be the most amazing feeling in the world, but sometimes it can be the worst. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll wait for you as long as I can. But, when the time comes and I fall for someone else, maybe it's about time… — Ryaj Ablando-Catayas Copy Share Image
I tell myself that tomorrow holds better days but it just never really happens anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like all of a sudden I didnt fit in anywhere not at school, not at home. And every time I turned around another person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am touched by her life, how it moves forward, pulses and springs. There is no fragmentation, nothing stunted or wedged. I circle back,… — Leila Aboulela Copy Share Image
The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just have to decide who is worth the pain. — Ryaj Ablando-Catayas Copy Share Image
