Chewing Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chewing Leather Morning
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn't expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I haven't bought any leather articles for a very long time. My ideal is to be able to avoid all animal products, in food… — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
I find it frustrating when people wear belts with braces. That's an interesting one. — Olly Murs Copy Share Image
I can't live without my leather jacket - it's the best way to dress up a plain outfit. — Amber Stevens Copy Share Image
The second time I was pregnant friends would give me rubber bands to gnaw, because the first time, I had chewed things like a… — Zoe Ball Copy Share Image
I used to love wearing leather pants, but then I realized I had to wear something that lets the farts out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of the people who come to my stores have no idea I don't work with leather. — Stella McCartney Copy Share Image
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Did they practice looking suspicious in mirrors? Welcome to the United States. Don’t even think about chewing gum the wrong way.’ (Carlos) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It is an anomaly that information, the one thing most necessary to our survival as choosers of our own way, should be a commodity… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I believe that it may be normal, healthy, and even productive to experience mild to moderate depression from time to time as part of… — Andrew Weil Copy Share Image
Oh, ants, my sisters, good old honeydew-seekers! From close up you are sticky and shiny and gristly; and your nymphs have parasitic red mites… — William T. Vollmann Copy Share Image
But ice-crunching and loud gum-chewing, together with drumming on tables, and whistling the same tune 70 times in succession, because they indicate an indifference… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going. — Brie Larson Copy Share Image
Each had his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart; and his friends could only read… — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
Whites have more than eleven times the net worth or wealth of African Americans. They make greater salaries. Our unemployment rate is twice theirs.… — Randall Robinson Copy Share Image
My parents sent me from Venezuela to the Convent of Our Lady, a boarding school in Hastings, which was horrible - like Harry Potter… — Carmen Busquets Copy Share Image
So much of TV seems to be chewing gum for the eyes.... TV desperately needs more self-reliance and pride in the medium. — John Mason Brown Copy Share Image
