Funny Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Moron Standing Standing there Wailing Wall
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“Unless you're ready to mount a cloud 'n' learn harp music, you better let go of me!” — Charlotte McPherren Copy Share Image
“We all have our harps to play. And it's up to you now to know with which ear you'll listen.” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Have you tried to drive a harpoon through a body? No? Tut, tut, my dear sir, you must really pay attention to these details. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
Remember those walls I built. They're tumbling down. They didn't even put up a fight; didn't even make a sound. I'm standing in the… — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
Am I a harp that the hand of the mighty may touch me, or a flute that his breath may pass through me? A… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
I had known that people would probably have strange reactions to my voice, because I have kind of an unwieldy, difficult voice, but I… — Joanna Newsom Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
