Comedian Quote by Dane Cook

The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well…

— Nikki Glaser

It's easy to be silly in real life, but making stuff up onstage, that seemed hard. Better to be the funny person off-the-cuff in…

— Janet Varney

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

— Jeff Garlin

Luckily, I'm not a stand-up comedian, so I don't get the fear of standing on stage in front of a dead audience: my humorous…

— Charles Stross

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

— Aziz Ansari

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself…

— Bill Cosby

The fact is that really no comedian sets out to offend you. Some comics enjoy the challenge of taking a subject that is likely…

— Doug Stanhope

People just get to see me onstage, and they don't get whole of me.

— Atif Aslam

It's hard to talk about yourself onstage and be sincere about it.

— Mitzi Gaynor

I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like,…

— Whitney Cummings

Sometimes, occasionally, people will make out in the audience, completely not aware that there's a human being onstage just yards away from them, who…

— Mike Birbiglia

I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.

— Harland Williams