I never feel guilty or anything after a podcast; I feel better. — Nikki Glaser Anything Copy Share Image
I just want to open people's eyes to different things. — Nikki Glaser Different things Copy Share Image
Everything I write in my show is a collaboration with a team. — Nikki Glaser Collaboration Copy Share Image
All my life - middle school, high school - I've always been worried what are people going to think. — Nikki Glaser High Copy Share Image
You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it! — Nikki Glaser Mask Copy Share Image
Someone told me I looked like a young Tonya Harding recently, as if 'young' would soften the blow. — Nikki Glaser Like Copy Share Image
All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have… — Nikki Glaser Aware Copy Share Image
If anyone's going to bring about mass extinction, it'll be Donald Trump. — Nikki Glaser About Copy Share Image
People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of. — Nikki Glaser Ignorant Copy Share Image
I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of. — Nikki Glaser Always thinking Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. — Nikki Glaser Back Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her… — Nikki Glaser Comedy Copy Share Image
When I did 'Nikki and Sara Live,' I think a lot of the comedy got lost because we were always so worried… — Nikki Glaser Always Copy Share Image
I am a woman, so I never want to hide that or be like, 'I'm one of the boys,' because I'm not.… — Nikki Glaser Aim Copy Share Image
My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that… — Nikki Glaser Angry Copy Share Image
No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been… — Nikki Glaser Aloofness Copy Share Image
I was inspired by people telling me I should be a comedian. I tried it and had a really good first set,… — Nikki Glaser Comedian Copy Share Image
Why am I sharing this part of my life when it opens me up to judgment? But part of me wants to… — Nikki Glaser Human Copy Share Image
I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put… — Nikki Glaser Life Copy Share Image
Jimmy Fallon's strengths are that he's fun, and he's good at impressions, and he's musically inclined. And my strength is that I'm… — Nikki Glaser Fun Copy Share Image
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken… — Nikki Glaser Great Copy Share Image
I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's… — Nikki Glaser Children Copy Share Image
My standup is years and years of me working things out on the road. I'm really proud of it! A lot of… — Nikki Glaser Feel Copy Share Image
I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others. — Nikki Glaser Compliment Copy Share Image
I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot… — Nikki Glaser Club Copy Share Image
I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny. — Nikki Glaser Esteem Copy Share Image
I don't feel the same pressure to be perfect up there that I did in the beginning. — Nikki Glaser Beginning Copy Share Image
My boyfriend and I have finally learned how to embrace confrontation as something that will only help us as a couple. — Nikki Glaser Help Copy Share Image
When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it. — Nikki Glaser Idiot Copy Share Image
I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better. — Nikki Glaser Complimentary Copy Share Image
Things end in this business. Shows get canceled, or you walk away from them - but most likely, things get canceled. — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that… — Nikki Glaser Cute Copy Share Image
Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again. — Nikki Glaser Again Copy Share Image
There's actually a thing called Wikifeet that's the Wikipedia of celebrity girls' feet. — Nikki Glaser Actually Copy Share Image
