It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support… — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. — Nikki Glaser Back Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act… — Nikki Glaser Best Copy Share Image
That's the compliment I get most often - 'You guys are so honest.' — Nikki Glaser Compliment Copy Share Image
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates. — Nikki Glaser Boxes Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her… — Nikki Glaser Comedy Copy Share Image
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken… — Nikki Glaser Great Copy Share Image
We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not… — Nikki Glaser Fetish Copy Share Image
I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny. — Nikki Glaser Funny Copy Share Image
As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might… — Nikki Glaser Capacity Copy Share Image
I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but… — Nikki Glaser Amazing Copy Share Image
Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again. — Nikki Glaser Again Copy Share Image
A lot of being a woman in this business is about how you look... That's not why we're even in this business;… — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
Jimmy Fallon's strengths are that he's fun, and he's good at impressions, and he's musically inclined. And my strength is that I'm… — Nikki Glaser Fun Copy Share Image
I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better. — Nikki Glaser Feel better Copy Share Image
I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he'd hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he's… — Nikki Glaser America Copy Share Image
My sister was very, very beautiful and I was very not. Doing comedy is the greatest thing ever because you don't have… — Nikki Glaser Beautiful Copy Share Image
Things end in this business. Shows get canceled, or you walk away from them - but most likely, things get canceled. — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up for a few years, and I have a handful of fans just from stuff I've done, like 'Last… — Nikki Glaser Done Copy Share Image
I was inspired by people telling me I should be a comedian. I tried it and had a really good first set,… — Nikki Glaser Comedian Copy Share Image
I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot… — Nikki Glaser Club Copy Share Image
I had a guy on Facebook for, like, years just asking if he could PayPal me money, and of course I have… — Nikki Glaser Anything Copy Share Image
I was lucky enough to find stand-up really early in life. And I'm so grateful that I did, because the second I… — Nikki Glaser Early Copy Share Image
I'm learning that if you put yourself out there and make fun of yourself first, it really does work. People can't really… — Nikki Glaser Fun Copy Share Image
