I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I was inspired by people telling me I should be a comedian. I tried it and had a really good first set,… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm learning that if you put yourself out there and make fun of yourself first, it really does work. People can't really… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!'… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I am a woman, so I never want to hide that or be like, 'I'm one of the boys,' because I'm not.… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken a story… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not like a… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
