Boxes Quote by Nikki Glaser

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“Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates.”

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I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny.

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Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again.

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The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.

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