Funny Quote by Nikki Glaser Download Open image “I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny.” — Nikki Glaser ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny High Less Much Rather
I'd like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way. The key… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as someone who was smart in business, works hard, and can be sexy and a mom. A powerful but… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
I'll rather be pretty than hot. I wouldn't want to be sexy if I couldn't be smart. I'll rather be sweet than a bitch.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you rather be a friendless loser with self confidence or a popular person with low self-esteem? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd probably be better in an action role and even a more comedic role as I find myself pretty hilarious. — Phil Heath Copy Share Image
It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken a story… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not like a… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
