There's actually a thing called Wikifeet that's the Wikipedia of celebrity girls' feet. — Nikki Glaser Actually Copy Share Image
When I did 'Nikki and Sara Live,' I think a lot of the comedy got lost because we were always so worried… — Nikki Glaser Always Copy Share Image
You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it! — Nikki Glaser Mask Copy Share Image
All my life - middle school, high school - I've always been worried what are people going to think. — Nikki Glaser High Copy Share Image
I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household.… — Nikki Glaser Comedy Copy Share Image
Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that… — Nikki Glaser Cute Copy Share Image
I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put… — Nikki Glaser Life Copy Share Image
My logic used to be if I get angry at my boyfriend, he could say, 'Well, if that thing I do that… — Nikki Glaser Angry Copy Share Image
I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others. — Nikki Glaser Compliment Copy Share Image
If anyone's going to bring about mass extinction, it'll be Donald Trump. — Nikki Glaser About Copy Share Image
The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the… — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
Just sharing things that are either embarrassing or possibly relatable, searching for that laugh so that someone makes me feel less alone.… — Nikki Glaser Alone Copy Share Image
The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't… — Nikki Glaser Body Copy Share Image
Why am I sharing this part of my life when it opens me up to judgment? But part of me wants to… — Nikki Glaser Human Copy Share Image
I don't feel the same pressure to be perfect up there that I did in the beginning. — Nikki Glaser Beginning Copy Share Image
My standup is years and years of me working things out on the road. I'm really proud of it! A lot of… — Nikki Glaser Girl Copy Share Image
Someone told me I looked like a young Tonya Harding recently, as if 'young' would soften the blow. — Nikki Glaser Like Copy Share Image
No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!'… — Nikki Glaser Bigs Copy Share Image
I never feel guilty or anything after a podcast; I feel better. — Nikki Glaser Anything Copy Share Image
I'm in a relationship and have never been on Tinder as a single woman, but from what I have seen, I think… — Nikki Glaser Good Copy Share Image
I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No… — Nikki Glaser Like Copy Share Image
I love what I do, but living in one place for an entire year and not being on the road constantly was… — Nikki Glaser I love Copy Share Image
I have to say that it's fun to write for young girls, and it's exciting to know that we're influencing them and… — Nikki Glaser Fun Copy Share Image
