Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates. — Nikki Glaser Boxes Copy Share Image
I knew what I wanted to do, so I was constantly working on material once I got to KU. — Nikki Glaser Knew Copy Share Image
I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment. — Nikki Glaser Abandonment Copy Share Image
I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'. — Nikki Glaser Always Copy Share Image
I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids. — Nikki Glaser Anymore Copy Share Image
That's the compliment I get most often - 'You guys are so honest.' — Nikki Glaser Compliment Copy Share Image
The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working… — Nikki Glaser Best Copy Share Image
Up until recently, I've said, 'I don't notice the sexism in the industry.' — Nikki Glaser Industry Copy Share Image
I remember the 'Jenny McCarthy Show' being kind of funny, and I remember her being just like one of the boys. I… — Nikki Glaser Everything Copy Share Image
No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!'… — Nikki Glaser Bigs Copy Share Image
Just sharing things that are either embarrassing or possibly relatable, searching for that laugh so that someone makes me feel less alone.… — Nikki Glaser Alone Copy Share Image
I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but… — Nikki Glaser Amazing Copy Share Image
I had a guy on Facebook for, like, years just asking if he could PayPal me money, and of course I have… — Nikki Glaser Anything Copy Share Image
I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find… — Nikki Glaser Feminism Copy Share Image
I have to say that it's fun to write for young girls, and it's exciting to know that we're influencing them and… — Nikki Glaser Fun Copy Share Image
I started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other… — Nikki Glaser City Copy Share Image
Some of my favorites include 'Walking the Room' and 'Never Not Funny' and 'FitzDog Radio', Greg Fitzsimmons' podcast. — Nikki Glaser Favorites Copy Share Image
A lot of being a woman in this business is about how you look... That's not why we're even in this business;… — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act… — Nikki Glaser Best Copy Share Image
I remember thinking years ago about getting a half special, 'When you get that, that will be it. That will be all… — Nikki Glaser Remember Copy Share Image
We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not… — Nikki Glaser Fetish Copy Share Image
As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might… — Nikki Glaser Capacity Copy Share Image
I was going to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos but decided that wouldn't work. They would know I was there… — Nikki Glaser Fun Copy Share Image
I'm learning that if you put yourself out there and make fun of yourself first, it really does work. People can't really… — Nikki Glaser Comedy Copy Share Image
I think I deal with my anger toward my relationship or about my relationship or about my friendships or my family -… — Nikki Glaser Anger Copy Share Image
It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support… — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
A college degree was very important for them; it wasn't for me. So I picked English because I'm fluent. I thought it… — Nikki Glaser College Copy Share Image
The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the… — Nikki Glaser Business Copy Share Image
The first place I ever performed was at CU Boulder. I went there my freshman year and discovered stand-up after my friends… — Nikki Glaser Campus Copy Share Image
I was lucky enough to find stand-up really early in life. And I'm so grateful that I did, because the second I… — Nikki Glaser Comedy Copy Share Image
I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household.… — Nikki Glaser Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it… — Nikki Glaser Acknowledge Copy Share Image
I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No… — Nikki Glaser Like Copy Share Image
I just got a new dog, so I was worried that he'd hate the fireworks, and he did, but just because he's… — Nikki Glaser America Copy Share Image
My boyfriend and I are not good at fighting. We're better than we were when we started dating - two breakups and… — Nikki Glaser Boyfriend Copy Share Image
College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest… — Nikki Glaser College Copy Share Image
Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad… — Nikki Glaser City Copy Share Image
The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't… — Nikki Glaser Body Copy Share Image
My sister was very, very beautiful and I was very not. Doing comedy is the greatest thing ever because you don't have… — Nikki Glaser Beautiful Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up for a few years, and I have a handful of fans just from stuff I've done, like 'Last… — Nikki Glaser Comedy Copy Share Image
