The first place I ever performed was at CU Boulder. I went there my freshman year and discovered stand-up after my friends… — Nikki Glaser Campus Copy Share Image
No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been… — Nikki Glaser Aloofness Copy Share Image
I started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other… — Nikki Glaser City Copy Share Image
I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of. — Nikki Glaser Always thinking Copy Share Image
All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have… — Nikki Glaser Aware Copy Share Image
The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working… — Nikki Glaser Best Copy Share Image
I remember thinking years ago about getting a half special, 'When you get that, that will be it. That will be all… — Nikki Glaser Remember Copy Share Image
Everything I write in my show is a collaboration with a team. — Nikki Glaser Collaboration Copy Share Image
I was going to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos but decided that wouldn't work. They would know I was there… — Nikki Glaser Fun Copy Share Image
I wasn't a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that's… — Nikki Glaser Children Copy Share Image
People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of. — Nikki Glaser Ignorant Copy Share Image
I am a woman, so I never want to hide that or be like, 'I'm one of the boys,' because I'm not.… — Nikki Glaser Aim Copy Share Image
I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'. — Nikki Glaser Always Copy Share Image
I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind. — Nikki Glaser Humor Copy Share Image
I have always been scared of confrontation. My therapist says it stems from my fear of abandonment. — Nikki Glaser Abandonment Copy Share Image
I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids. — Nikki Glaser Anymore Copy Share Image
I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find… — Nikki Glaser Feminism Copy Share Image
Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad… — Nikki Glaser City Copy Share Image
Some of my favorites include 'Walking the Room' and 'Never Not Funny' and 'FitzDog Radio', Greg Fitzsimmons' podcast. — Nikki Glaser Funny Copy Share Image
I think I deal with my anger toward my relationship or about my relationship or about my friendships or my family -… — Nikki Glaser Anger Copy Share Image
I remember the 'Jenny McCarthy Show' being kind of funny, and I remember her being just like one of the boys. I… — Nikki Glaser Everything Copy Share Image
When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it. — Nikki Glaser Idiot Copy Share Image
