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“College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator.” quote by Nikki Glaser
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“College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator.”

Nikki Glaser

About This Quote

Source Stand-up Comedy: Nikki Glaser Live, 2018

She learned to turn procrastination into focused bursts of work, achieving high results despite delays.

In simple terms: Procrastination can be harnessed for efficiency.

Key Takeaway

Use timed sprints to meet deadlines.

Themes

productivity self‑discipline humor efficiency

Mood

energetic playful

Type

motivational humorous

When to use this quote

  • college exams
  • work projects
  • creative deadlines
  • night‑shift tasks

Key Concepts

timeboxing motivation self‑awareness

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can you balance procrastination with rest?
  • What limits does “efficient procrastination” have?
A Different Perspective

May lead to burnout if overused.

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