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“Oh come on. You treat her like a Greek goddess and act like a lap dog around her. It is embarrassing.” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration. — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
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I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
Meta-comedy is everywhere and always seems so cold and to me is really kinda snarky. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
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I think what Stargate has going for it is a sense of humor about their science fiction. — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
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“One very important key to maintaining our daily sanity is a simple scheduling tactic I call Putting Things the Hell Off.” — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
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Life is just chemicals. A drop here, a drip there, everything's changed. A mere dribble of fermented juices and sudenlly you're going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't always see humor in things. Especially when I smash my pinky toe into a coffee table leg in the middle… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
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If it wasn't for my grandpa, I'd have absolutely no sense of humor and I never would have gotten my start in… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
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It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
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Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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