“The truth is I’m a chicken shit coward who’s afraid of a girl like you. When I’m with you, I want things… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
I was thinking about comedy and how comedy in many ways opens us up to ideas and really being influenced by Richard… — Terry Gross Copy Share Image
And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“He was quiet, yet fiercely devoted to his job. He hid a delightful sense of humor beneath a calm exterior. He approached… — Kate Davies Copy Share Image
This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
“If someone loved you -someone decent and kind that is- you had a responsibility not to trample all over her heart. And… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say I have comedy chops. I guess you get lucky with good writing because I don't think I'm a comedian… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Can we just be grateful for beauty & joy, fascination & tolerance, humour & love, nature & grace, and simply release any anger and pains?” — Jay Woodman Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when the sun is shining through the clouds, I like to the park and look up at the sky, after a… — Peter Wilde Copy Share Image
“There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them." Robert… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“Sissy had two great failings. She was a great lover and a great mother. She had so much of tenderness in her,… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
I like to play the comic relief or parts that aren't necessarily comedic but that I can find the comedy in. — Chandra Wilson Copy Share Image
We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
The gusto of one, the indignation of the other; the challenge of the one party, the response of the other; the eloquence… — Theodore White Copy Share Image
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“Ahoy there, Lord Pegleg!" cried the Fool. "Why are you hopping on one foot?" "And what would you have do on one… — Eric Metaxas Copy Share Image
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“- Did you really save the world ?... - Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.” — Marley Gibson Copy Share Image
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“But marrying within one's own family can get monotonous. One has heard all the same family stories, knows all the jokes and… — Margaret George Copy Share Image
I don't have a lot of physical comedy instincts. I'm more verbal. — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
Comedy and tragedy are so mixed up in life, Gilbert. The only thing that haunts me is that tale of the two… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
“I have brain damage, remember? I'm not responsible for my actions--or for the actions of my hand, which acted of its own… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
When I came up, football was about gladiators . . . When we hit somebody and he didnt get up, we didnt… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
“Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked. "I'm dating again.” — Maurice Pirelli Copy Share Image
“Give me a minute to get dressed." "You're not dressed?" I smiled in spite of myself at the lighthearted quility of his… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on now," she said mildly, as a car suddenly pulled into the lane in front of her. She lifted her… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“And I've thought of a way to help you with the concept of color. "Close your eyes and be still, now. I'm… — Lois Lowry Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I love working in television and in comedy, so whenever there's an opportunity to work on a TV sitcom, I'm like, 'Yes… — Amber Stevens Copy Share Image
