“One of the best lovers in Hollywood. What would a title like that encompass exactly? she wondered. Technique? Enthusiasm? Or was it… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“...the chapters on whaling in MOBY DICK can be omitted by all but the most punishment-loving readers.” — William Goldman Copy Share Image
I go to a lot of stand-up comedy. I find more inspiration from observational stuff than from rap. — Riz Ahmed Copy Share Image
Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways. — Sam Ervin Copy Share Image
If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!" — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Jeremy and Karl and Elizabeth have known each other since the first day of kindergarten. Amy and Talis are a year younger...Now… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
“...O-suzu left whatever work she was doing at her sewing machine and dragged Takeo back to O-yoshi and her son. How dare… — Ryunosuke Akutagawa Copy Share Image
“She's in the club. The hopelessly-outnumbered-and-surrounded-by-monsters club.” — M.R. Carey Copy Share Image
“Ella finished her burger and dug into a side of fries. Hi watched, enraptured. She couldn't help but notice. “Would you like… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“I could not be a zombie. They had no thoughts. Their brains were gruel. They said little beyond "Brrr!" unable, even, to… — Lori Handeland Copy Share Image
“You need to keep those memories close; you need to celebrate the child who saved spiders and made keen observations and had… — Janis Thomas Copy Share Image
“Unless you intend to kill him immediately thereafter, never kick a man in the balls. Not even symbolically. Or perhaps especially not… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now?… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully. — Ralph Bakshi Copy Share Image
“Spooky Twisties: All things Spooky, here begin They lay and wait, in books within. They sometimes pass, in open space. Then leave… — Terri Bertha Copy Share Image
“I love your personality," I said with wide eyes and an open smile. I had used this look before when a bank… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“..sudden attack of culture snobbery is a common affliction among policemen of a certain rank and age; it’s like a normal midlife… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. Henry… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“At any rate," she prattled on, awkwardness making her words run together, "I really can't get up to get my clothing, and… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I get the greatest joy from just doing anything, being an actor. Doing music, and doing what I love to do. I… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“Seymour looked around the Tucson McDonald's. There were white people and Mavajos; there were people who preferred their Quarter Pounders with cheese… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I feel that the work that I have done in the comedy arena, is priceless in terms of what I learned, timing,… — Khandi Alexander Copy Share Image
With comedy, it's not always a blessing to be beautiful because part of it is self-parody and gurning. — Sue Perkins Copy Share Image
“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
There are two types of actors. There's the actors who can acknowledge that they could never do standup comedy. Then there's the… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
Edward Norton and I have known each other awhile. I just think he's the real deal, supremely talented and smart. He's got… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without any success. — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
“So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn’t?” He snorted. “You don’t just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
