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Humor Quote by Paul Simon

“If you can get humor and seriousness at the same…” quote by Paul Simon — Download Open image

“If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.”

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