Dense Quote by Paul Simon

Twenty-One-Four is knockin' at your door.

— Anonymous

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.

— Dashiell Hammett

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

— Mae West

Even though two and two might look like four, it could be three or five.

— Kevin Keegan

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because between two and four minus two is an infinite…

— Jarod Kintz

Twenty-two's my lucky number.

— Too Short

“...I guess I can put two and two together." "Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...”

— Dashiell Hammett

I've always been fascinated by numbers. Before I was seventeen years old, I had lived in twenty-one different houses. In my mind, each of…

— Robert Indiana

I am very bad with numbers.

— Ayushmann Khurrana

What's important is that twice two is four and all the rest's nonsense.

— Anonymous

I agree that two times two makes four is an excellent thing; but if we are dispensing praise, then two times two makes five…

— Anonymous

If you told me I was at number 34 Blake Street, I'd immediately think 'double 17.' If I was at number 37, I'd think…

— Phil Taylor