“...passive voice is better than writing out a humongous number and taking the risk that your readers' brains will be numb by… — Mignon Fogarty Copy Share Image
In life, comedy occurs naturally, as it should, in the most appalling of circumstances. — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a… — Mireille Enos Copy Share Image
“Normal.... What the majority of people look, act, and talk and like. So what if the majority became what we see as… — Catherine Copy Share Image
I just finished 'Butter' for Weinstein, a comedy with this incredible cast - Hugh Jackman, Olivia Wilde, Alicia Silverstone - all-star cast… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
“What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie?" The big man in the back barked a laugh. "You'll pay for that one.” — Aria Kane Copy Share Image
As I see it, there's mainstream comedy - and then there's me, out in the badlands. — Rik Mayall Copy Share Image
“Commenting on print journalism at the Commenting on print journalism at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: “Thanks to Obamacare, millions of Americans… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
“Lieutenant Tindall told me I'd find you up here tilting at putrid windmills. Now I know what he meant.” — Steve Hockensmith Copy Share Image
“Just assume that you don’t know anything – that’s a good place to start from in any situation.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“My manager, who is a very timid person, often tells me that I should think before I speak. I tell her that… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
“Most people assumed Aaron was gay just because he was on the cheerleading squad. I, on the other hand, assumed a guy… — Stacey Jay Copy Share Image
“I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man.” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension,… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
“All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“Besides, Watson,” he added, with a glint of humour in his grey eyes, “you, after all, are a man of the world.… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
“{Victor} was no exception to a rule of Alun's that men over fifty who took care of themselves were not to be… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
What I look for in a guy is a really good sense of humour, obviously honesty and he had to be into… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
That's the easiest job you can have in TV comedy, being the guy who just delivers the funny. — Josh McDermitt Copy Share Image
In Physic, things of melancholic hue and quality are used against melancholy, sour against sour, salt to remove salt humors. — John Milton Copy Share Image
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
There doesn't seem to be a relationship between budget and comedy. In fact, it might be inverse. — Kyle Gass Copy Share Image
It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor. — Joan Jett Copy Share Image
“INSTEAD, I ASK MYSELF, "WHAT WOULD SOME KICK-*ss COOL PERSON DO?" AND THEN I DO A 27%-LESS-COOL VERSION OF THAT.” — DALYA MOON Copy Share Image
“From an illustration in her "Animals of a Bygone Era": a Leptictidium, an extinct rabbit-like animal who left no descendants, says: "Too… — Maja Säfström Copy Share Image
“One popular saying was, "The boy who goes into medicine is too lazy for farm or shop, too stupid for the Bar,… — Volney Steele Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle,… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
“Fuck damn ,” said Conté, totally unable to help himself when the sums involved vanished over his mental horizon. “Beg pardon, Doña… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Moira nodded vigorously. She didn't know what BASIC or COBOL were, except that Wiz said they caused brain damage in those who… — Rick Cook Copy Share Image
“So, you don’t drink much,” he said. “What about food?” “No, I don’t eat food. I tried it once a long time… — Mary Abshire Copy Share Image
