Someone please return my innocent childhood once again; I have forgotten (that/the) laughter with negligence. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. I was an obedient girl, and humor was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Mr Spacey has decreed that we will be going last. ooow! oh F**k. What's so bad about going last? Means you can't… — 24 Hour Musical Gala Cast Copy Share Image
If work isn't rooted in comedy, people will turn from it, or they'll use it like soap opera. — Israel Horovitz Copy Share Image
One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in… — Daniel J. Goor Copy Share Image
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Within the last two years it had been called Tony's, Belle's Bar Sinister, The Ole Plantation, Tony's, Alt Wien, Paris Soir--or Sewer--Victor's… — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Ann did detention like Whitney Houston did cocaine—frequently and without consideration of the consequences.” — Sage Steadman Copy Share Image
It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and,… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“It’s an awful thing to hear a strong, desperate, fat man scream incontinently in a cave at daybreak.” — O. Henry Copy Share Image
“Let me guess: you were one of those kids who had a chair dedicated to you in detention in school." "Was not.… — Toni McGee Causey Copy Share Image
“Move along,” Hines said. “Last room down.” I spotted a fish tank halfway down the aisle. Dug into my pocket. “Hi,” I… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
As a writer, you have control: You can play around with your own thoughts and when you find those insufficient, draw upon… — Marty Nemko Copy Share Image
Comedy is one of my favorites, but I also want to get into drama and sci-fi. — Marsai Martin Copy Share Image
Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I don't give a fuck if you like what I post.. 'Cause I like what I post. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas?” — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
“The television was on Florida Cable News. A gray-haired man behind the anchor desk reported near tragedy at a state motor vehicle… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
I usually work from the inside out but sometimes in comedy it's fun to work from the outside in. — Michael Chiklis Copy Share Image
“What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition.” — Sena Jeter Naslund Copy Share Image
“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak,… — Sheng Wang Copy Share Image
Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Human life is basically a comedy. Even its tragedies often seem comic to the spectator, and not infrequently they actually seem to… — Henry Louis Mencken Copy Share Image
“I use Fiction to face Reality And write sweet Stories to avoid the bitter ones.” — Talia Copy Share Image
“How could I resist your charms after I heard you tell that guy you'd cut off his balls and shove them down… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
Humor enables us to deal with and overcome many of the most painful and difficult situations in our lives. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“Saint Bo, a man christened with the miraculous ability to gentle horses, nervous women, and one year olds.” — Becky Wade Copy Share Image
In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to… — Margaret George Copy Share Image
“Try any way but you are not going to be happy unless you became my friend.” — Rahul Bodkhe Copy Share Image
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At times Valentine wasn't sure whether he kept Matthews about because of his supreme unctuousness or because he had half a suspicion… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
“What would people think?' Jesus said that people think all sorts of things. The human mind is like a cloud of gnats.… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Manto's take on Ismat: "Ismat’s pen and tongue both run fast. When she starts writing, her ideas race ahead and the words… — Saadat Hasan Manto Copy Share Image
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
