I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the… — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.' — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The most valuable sense of humor is the kind that enables a person to see instantly what it isn't safe to laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've seen a baby born. And, ahem, I know what made it. But I'm not telling, you'd never believe me.” — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
“A slim shoulder shrugged on the other side of Mako, and his darned dog slid down and plopped her head into Becky’s… — Kim Law Copy Share Image
“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?" "What?" He looks mortally offended. "Do I look like the kind of guy who's never… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously. — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
“[August] Derleth tried to prevent any other (non-Derleth-approved) writer from writing Cthulhu Mythos stories.If Lovecraft had wanted bad writers to avoid Cthulhu… — Kenneth Hite Copy Share Image
“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“There are people who walk mules and people walk horses, but I never thought there were people who walk cops.” — Mo Yan Copy Share Image
I only knew her for 2 months, the girl is 4 months pregnant, and she is saying she carrying my child, I… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“On the best of days, he made her feel things she liked to shove deep, deep down, because going there with him… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I don't like to have these words banded about, like "British sense of humor," "American sense of humor," though I'll be damned… — Frank Oz Copy Share Image
I can't fall apart every time I mention that my mother's gone. I actually laugh about stories or things or situations. Of… — Colman Domingo Copy Share Image
In Punjabi, we make romcoms or just comedy films because that's what the audience wants. They want family entertainers. We've tried making… — Ammy Virk Copy Share Image
R&b, poetry, I'd like to do everything. But I'm an entertainer and entertaining is not just music. I can do comedy; I'm… — Keak da Sneak Copy Share Image
Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
In the West audiences think I am a stereotyped action star, or that I always play hitmen or killers. But in Hong… — Chow Yun-Fat Copy Share Image
The sky was so clear that the starlight cast shadows, and so many sparkles and glitters and glints appeared above us that… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Incidentally, I don't know how late you were planning to stay, but there is an excellent film this evening The Snake Pit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Legs with attitude.” Kyle’s tone warmed with approval. “Why don’t you bring those beauties over here. I got a spot all ready… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly, Laugh Insanely, Love Truly, And Live With Passion.” — Andy Vogt Copy Share Image
“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over. ” — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman Copy Share Image
I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'm a comedy geek so anything comedy related, whether that's standup shows, improv shows, I'm all over that. That's my favorite way… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
“Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something?” — Keri Lake Copy Share Image
The reason I do what I do is that I find that Asian community gives me an endless source of humour. When… — Gurinder Chadha Copy Share Image
“In the eleventh century obese English king William the Conqueror took to bed and consumed nothing but alcohol to shed pounds, a… — David Sax Copy Share Image
“Mutants are a community. We're a people and there's no way anybody can make us be what they want. We stick together… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
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