Dating Quote by E.J. Eisman Download Open image ““I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”” — E.J. Eisman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dating Humor
“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
Nira Park, who is my longtime producer and friend - I've know her since we did Spaced, the TV show - she gave me… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I would love to interview Michael McKean and his wife, who wrote the songs for 'A Mighty Wind,' which is my favorite Christopher Guest… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
“All right. So I’m physically attracted to Jack,” Cameron conceded. It was a big step for her to admit even that much out loud.… — Julie James Copy Share Image
There's been a lot of talk about Jack White wanting to work with me, and I've always admired him, and of course, he lives… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“A very tall bearded guy was standing in a doorway, smoking a cigarette. “Hey”, he said. “Hi,” I said. “Excuse me, do you rehearse… — Moby Copy Share Image
“...Even though you haven't seen him since he was knee high," Kate prompted. "Even so, I'll tell you two things I know about Matt… — Becky Wade Copy Share Image
There's lots of people I'd be keen to see doing things, someone like Jack Dee. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
“Wanted you to meet Murphy, the new guitarist. Very cute. Laughing, I respond: Stop trying to set me up! Jenna: Your vagina is going… — Lex Martin Copy Share Image
“I don’t know why you’re laughing, Miss Thing,” Nick said, turning his gaze to me. “You still fantasize over Joe McIntyre like you are… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Those are the girls I want to meet in a bar on a Saturday night—not the kind I want answering my phones Monday morning.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist. — Luke Pasqualino Copy Share Image
Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
“To lovers out there.... Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My brother trolled recovery and support groups, searching for women with dependency issues, the way I frequented bookstores with the hope of finding a… — Richard J. O'Brien Copy Share Image
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms.… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
I started online dating in my 50s after two divorces. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can. — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, the dates,looks,or the showing off, it;s about being with someone who makes you happy in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image