Humor Quote by E.J. Eisman Download Open image ““Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”” — E.J. Eisman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life Monday Next week Thursday Wednesday
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday Friday, Saturday Saturday to Sunday. — Black Eyed Peas Copy Share Image
“My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday." "Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week." Ian nods his head. "Pretty… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Wednesday lets me move forward to the second half of the week. Happy Wednesday!” — Anthony T. Hincks Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with Tuesdays?” Trent asks. “Everything. Monday’s always Monday, but at least it’s the start of something new. Wednesday is hump day, Thursday’s… — Steven Rowley Copy Share Image
Wednesday is hump day which makes Thursday 'I wonder if he'll call' day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tuesday Nigbt at the Movies will be seen on Saturday this week instead of Monday. -unidentified television announcer” — Steven D. Price Copy Share Image
My week is basically *Monday *Monday 2 *Monday 3 *Monday 4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.” — Aaron Peckham Copy Share Image
“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image