Humor Quote by E.J. Eisman Download Open image ““Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”” — E.J. Eisman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Love Love means Sex
“I can't let you take the risk. I love you too much." -Schuyler "Then you would rather see me bonded to a women I… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
In that film Love Story, there's a line, "Love means never having to say you're sorry." That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Love… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.” — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share
“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image