Drinking Quote by E.J. Eisman Download Open image ““If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”” — E.J. Eisman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drinking Humor
“But still, if I don't consult a doctor it is from spite. My liver is bad, well—let it get worse!” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“The gruff gryphon’s voice turned gentle. “What am I, chopped liver? You beat the crap out of me this afternoon. That pretty much makes… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Jack's doctors have told him he is crazy… but, the truth is, it's the Voices who are crazy, not him.” — Jennifer Daydreamer Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, drunk, I ruminate on the state of my liver, and think of all the cirrhotics I have watched turn yellow and die. They… — Samuel Shem Copy Share Image
“It's hard to kill yourself by taking Tylenol. You die from liver failure, which takes a long time...” — Charles D'Ambrosio Copy Share Image
“But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.” — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“This is going to be a really long couple of months if we worry about ever little twinge." "You just tried to throw up… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“I'm alergic to dying, I break out in a bad case of death every time it happenes." -Wally McDoogle” — Bill Myers Copy Share Image
“Jack said that maybe the more my life’s filled up with live people, the less I’ll think about the ones that’s dead. She made… — Ninie Hammon Copy Share Image
“...every time you lose, you die a little, inside. Not all your organs...maybe just your liver.” — george allen Copy Share Image
“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“We were still twirling around the tiny parking lot when the neighbors screamed 'Happy New Year'. Unfortunately we weren't sober enough to realize that… — Kaitlin Scott Copy Share Image
There is an idea that you can take the spiritual teachings of a religion outside of a religion and practice them; these ideas are… — Seyyed Hossein Nasr Copy Share Image
I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes like that of his… — Jeremy Scahill Copy Share Image
I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing… — Anita Shreve Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or… — Alma Katsu Copy Share Image
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. — Anistatia R. Miller Copy Share Image
