We don't infantilize our kids. If they ask us a question that's tough, we answer it honestly. — Jason Jones Answer Copy Share Image
I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version. — Jason Jones About Copy Share Image
Justice is blind until she gets the person that blinded her. Then it's payback time. — Jason Jones Blind Copy Share Image
I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing. — Jason Jones Attention Copy Share Image
With comedic news, it's about having a point of view. If you don't have that, you don't have a show. — Jason Jones About Copy Share Image
Network was just never the right fit with what I think is funny. — Jason Jones Funny Copy Share Image
I'm actually just a terrible husband and a terrific exec producer. We just actually stay together for our careers. We look to… — Jason Jones Husband Copy Share Image
I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes… — Jason Jones Comedy Copy Share Image
Put your idol worship on firemen or a schoolteacher or a rescue worker or a first-aid worker or Doctors Without Borders. I… — Jason Jones Borders Copy Share Image
The Holiday Inn Express brand is known for great service, comfortable beds, all-you-can-eat ice from machines at every hotel, so I was… — Jason Jones Computers Copy Share Image
Everything that I write about is a kernel of something that probably happened to me or one of my writers that I've… — Jason Jones About Copy Share Image
Real life doesn't exist on a network television comedy. They just don't let you travel down any road that is presumably 'dark.' — Jason Jones Comedy Copy Share Image
With as much media as there is out there, there's always something that someone says that's stupid that you can make fun… — Jason Jones Fun Copy Share Image
It's one of my favourite types of comedy, just the awkward moments on camera. For many people, it's unbearable to watch, but… — Jason Jones Awkward moment Copy Share Image
So often times we see these films that erode human dignity...films that deny the transcendent moral order of the moral universe. They're… — Jason Jones Affection Copy Share Image
Fletcher Jones, is that not a quarterback's name? My kid is going to be a quarterback for the Hamilton Tiger Cats one… — Jason Jones Cats Copy Share Image
For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The… — Jason Jones Club Copy Share Image
I think that winning the battle in Hollywood is a necessary condition to winning the culture war. — Jason Jones Battle Copy Share Image
Even at its height, 'The Daily Show' would do one great show a week, one pretty good show a week, and then… — Jason Jones Daily Copy Share Image
I look for three things. Number One is does the film promote the beauty and dignity of the human person? Number Two… — Jason Jones Affection Copy Share Image
The suburbs have this veneer of happiness, you know? This veneer of the ideal life. From afar, it's all together - white… — Jason Jones Crumbling Copy Share Image
I never went to church a day in my life. The dominant religion (influence) in my family was my grandfather who was… — Jason Jones Catholic Copy Share Image
Kids are appendages on so many family sitcoms. They'll come in, they'll make half a joke, and then they're like, 'OK, gotta… — Jason Jones Children Copy Share Image
I get 'The New Yorker,' and I'm usually about three issues behind. But I do catch up. The problem is that it… — Jason Jones Great Copy Share Image
Every field piece I did on 'The Daily Show' was a story that lasted five to six minutes. We had a protagonist,… — Jason Jones Character Copy Share Image
