Been Quote by Jason Jones Download Open image “I've been very fortunate in my life.” — Jason Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Been Fortunate Life My life Very
I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes real, and… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
With comedic news, it's about having a point of view. If you don't have that, you don't have a show. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
We don't infantilize our kids. If they ask us a question that's tough, we answer it honestly. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
Justice is blind until she gets the person that blinded her. Then it's payback time. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
It's one of my favourite types of comedy, just the awkward moments on camera. For many people, it's unbearable to watch, but I love… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
With as much media as there is out there, there's always something that someone says that's stupid that you can make fun of. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I'm actually just a terrible husband and a terrific exec producer. We just actually stay together for our careers. We look to the Clintons. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought 'Lord' was super rad, but really masculine - ever since I… — Lorde Copy Share Image
I once told someone I could act. They totally bought it. I've been getting away with it ever since. — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
Amongst the financial Twitterati, the term 'muppets' has come to describe any client used and abused by some financial predator. I've adopted the term… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
Here's the reality. The image of a white Jesus has been used to justify enslavement, conquest, colonialism, the genocide of indigenous peoples. There are… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
A lot of people have been saying 'The 100' reminds them of 'Lord Of The Flies,' 'Lost' and 'Battlestar Galactica,' and all of those… — Marie Avgeropoulos Copy Share Image
I'm a character actor - always have been, always will be - and historically, character actors don't come into their own until later in… — Annie Potts Copy Share Image
Well, I've been politically involved for a really long time. Growing up in the segregated South, it was a very painful experience for me… — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
I've seen guys come along with more ability - they've been faster or bigger or stronger - but they never worked hard to develop… — Steve Largent Copy Share Image
I have always been a big meta guy because I think the way journalism is practiced in Washington, and the way everyone sort of… — Mark Leibovich Copy Share Image
Windmills and solar cells are carbon-free sources of electricity. But they are costly. If you've been investing in those, give it up. That game… — Kenneth Fisher Copy Share Image
