Justice is blind until she gets the person that blinded her. Then it's payback time. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I look for three things. Number One is does the film promote the beauty and dignity of the human person? Number Two is does this film promote the transcendent moral order? And three, does it promote natural affection? — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes real, and… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
With comedic news, it's about having a point of view. If you don't have that, you don't have a show. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
We don't infantilize our kids. If they ask us a question that's tough, we answer it honestly. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
Justice is blind until she gets the person that blinded her. Then it's payback time. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
It's one of my favourite types of comedy, just the awkward moments on camera. For many people, it's unbearable to watch, but I love… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
With as much media as there is out there, there's always something that someone says that's stupid that you can make fun of. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I'm actually just a terrible husband and a terrific exec producer. We just actually stay together for our careers. We look to the Clintons. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
