Humor Quote by William Goldman

“aaron would not come out aaron entered into agony.”

— William Goldman

“INIGO WAS IN Despair. Hard to find on the map (this was after maps) not because cartographers didn't know of its existence, but because…

— William Goldman

You're alive!" Fezzik cried. The man in black sat immobile, like a ventriloquist's dummy, just his mouth moving. "That is perhaps the most childishly…

— William Goldman

“You thought I was answering "As you wish" but that's only because you were hearing wrong. "I love you" was what it was, but…

— William Goldman

One way an author dies a little each day is when his books go out of print.

— William Goldman

“And when she at last came out, her eyes were dry. Her parents stared up from their silent breakfast at her. They both started…

— William Goldman

“En mi cuerpo no hay sitio más que para tí.”

— William Goldman

“any experience is profitable if you allow it to be, all actions are profitable, no matter how badly you may suffer from them.”

— William Goldman

You have a dizzying intellect.

— William Goldman

“Buttercup could picture Westley rounding the final corner. There were four guards outside waiting. At ten seconds per guard, she began figuring, but then…

— William Goldman

“Well, you haven’t once said you loved me.’ ‘That’s all you need? Easy. I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I love you. Spell…

— William Goldman

You think this is a trap then?" the Count asked. "I always think everything is a trap until proven otherwise," the Prince answered. "Which…

— William Goldman