Dating Quote by Maurice Pirelli Download Open image ““Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked. "I'm dating again.”” — Maurice Pirelli ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dating Humor
“We broke up because we weren’t going anywhere. I kept telling her, Hitchhiking takes patience.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Why are you carrying rope around with you?" I asked skeptically. "Stop asking me dirty questions," he said with a smirk.” — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“She worried that maybe they'd been dating too long to end up together. It was like when you tried to jump off the high… — Jennifer Close Copy Share Image
“Well, it's a good thing we're together. It sounds like I have to make sure you don't jump off a cliff. Or that if… — Freesia Lockheart Copy Share Image
“Do you have anything to pick a lock?” She asked desperately. “Always.” I slid one of the three bobby-pins I always kept with me… — Maya Bode Copy Share Image
“Just for a second there...it felt like she might be capable of gluing me back together too” — Callie Hart Copy Share Image
“She started walking again. "Are you saying you didn't even want to be with her? Not even just a little?" He stopped. "How could… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“She lifted up a bag on her shoulder and informed me that not only had she brought me a swim suit, it was a… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Well, you didn’t think I’d just roll over, did you?” “Actually I was hoping for an on-all-fours sort of thing.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Have you ever done something so far out of your normal behavior that it was freeing?” She wouldn’t plead, but she wasn’t above a… — Lea Barrymire Copy Share Image
When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist. — Luke Pasqualino Copy Share Image
Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
“To lovers out there.... Pregnancy is the main reason why most couples are married today. Yet every day they ask themselves why they are… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My brother trolled recovery and support groups, searching for women with dependency issues, the way I frequented bookstores with the hope of finding a… — Richard J. O'Brien Copy Share Image
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms.… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
I started online dating in my 50s after two divorces. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can. — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship isn't about the kissing, the dates,looks,or the showing off, it;s about being with someone who makes you happy in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
