Hospital Quote by Will McIntosh

“Two beds down, a woman was with her husband who had just come out of surgery. All she talked about for half an hour…

— Hendrik Groen

“I went out into the corridor. I asked a nurse if she knew where the people with arthritis went. She said lots of them…

— David Almond

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

— Henny Youngman

Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.”…

— Darynda Jones

“Has that been your leg all this while?” “What?” He unhooks his foot from around my calf. “I thought it was the chair. Sorry…

— Mackenzi Lee

“Is that Mr. sex on legs?”

— N. Michaels

“It was strange. That little zing that went through me when she looked up with those big green eyes. It was at that moment…

— Nyrae Dawn

“She scrambled into a sitting position, but her legs remained where they were. “Really? You mean like back stage and stuff?” “Uh-huh. Close your…

— Zathyn Priest

“The woman stayed on her stool, silent, concentrating, watching the man's movements with an air of declining sadness. Watching him as a lamp about…

— Gabriel García Márquez

“I don't know. I don't actually remember anything from before the surgery." His eyebrows rose, his blue eyes sucking in all the light of…

— Marissa Meyer

“She crossed her arms over her chest, and his gaze went automatically to her breasts, which were no nicely plumped by her biceps. Yeah,…

— Larissa Ione

“I guess he sees the mortified look on my face- Can I get a little bedside manner here? -because he awkwardly pats the sides…

— Alecia Whitaker