Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.' — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots... and all these Brit people are… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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