Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges,… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me! — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
