I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
