Average Quote by Bill Hicks Download Open image “I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.” — Bill Hicks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Average Average Touring Band Comedy Drug Drugs Anymore Funk Funk Band Funny Music making Say Touring Touring Funk Wine
When I hooked up with them I was still going to Narcotics Anonymous. But they were never into drugs. If it weren't for the… — Bert McCracken Copy Share Image
I do more drugs than a rock band, party like a white man I don't wear skinny jeans cause I got them damn bands… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
I'm not rock'n'roll. I don't do drugs. But I enjoy a bit of the other! — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
Everyone reaches their point in time where either they die or they get sick of doing drugs. It started getting debilitating. I enjoy my… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I got fed up with being in bands. I spent a couple of years touring the country in a smoked filled band, doing lots… — Cliff Martinez Copy Share Image
I found that you don't have to do drugs to have a great time. Music is a great drug on its own. — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
I was on drugs when I wrote some of my songs. It was a rough time for me, but I'm lucky enough to be… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
I got caught up on drugs for a few years, I'm off it, I'm very happy, got two kids and a family and everything.… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes] — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I genuinely did not expect more than half our nation to choose to walk away from our long-term allies into the arms of our… — Brian Reade Copy Share Image
There were times last year when people looked at the scoreboard and thought my batting average was the temperature. — Buck Martinez Copy Share Image
The average condition of the people improving or deteriorating, depends upon whether population is advancing faster than improvement, or improvement than population. — John Stuart Mill Copy Share Image
In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The average well-being of our societies is not dependent any longer on national income and economic growth. ... But the differences between us and… — Richard G. Wilkinson Copy Share Image
I really focus more to hit for average, just try to put the ball in play as much as I can. — Juan Soto Copy Share Image
You give me enough shots, I'll average 20. You give me a particular system where I stick close to the basket, I'll average 10 rebounds. — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
The average ordinary citizen can do a lot of different things when it comes to the climate crisis. — Lawrence Bender Copy Share Image
The average American expends more time becoming informed about choosing a car than choosing a candidate. But, then, the consequences of the former choice… — George Will Copy Share Image
My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
In one century, we've added 28 years to our average life span - a change so rapid that our brains couldn't possibly have evolved… — Martha Beck Copy Share Image
So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image